Mind Reader's Gag

I can read your mind. Follow these simple steps, and I'll prove it.

Mind Reader's Gag

Step One:

Choose a day of the week in your mind.

Next, multiply the number associated with the day of the week by 9.
(example: if you chose Saturday, you would multiply 7 x 9 = 63)

Now ADD the two numbers that were the result of the multiplication.
(example: 7 x 9 = 63... 6+3...)

Subtract 5 from that sum.

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Step Two:

After subtracting 5, use that number to associate with a letter of the alphabet.

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Step 3:

Now think of a country that starts with the letter selected.

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Step 4:

Okay, we're almost there, keep concentrating.

Now think of an ANIMAL that starts with the last letter in that country's name.

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Finale:

Hey, wait a minute....

Kangaroos don't come from Denmark!